50 Inappropriate Dog Names You Should NEVER Use

You can scroll through hundreds of websites that advertise the best names for your new pup, but what some of us need is a list of what not to name your dog. If you came here looking for awesome dog names, these might not be ideal for your new pooch, but we had a lot of fun compiling this ridiculous list.

1. Killer
2. Timber
3. OJ (Most people don’t think of Orange Juice…)
4. Glass Ceiling
5. Patriarchy
6. Fore!
7. Tonya Harding
8. War
9. Incoming!
10.  Pio pio!
11.  Chairman Mao
12.  Justin Bieber
13.  Pull My Finger
14.  Gotham (You might think it’s hilarious to tell your friends “Gotham needs me” every time your dog whines, but no. Don’t do it!)
15.  Tom Hanks
16.  L Ron Hubbard
17.  Voldemort
18.  Pope
19.  Kimye
20.  Tampon
21.  Enema
22.  Disappointment
23.  Stain (Just don’t tell him/her to “come.”)
24.  Deeznuts
25.  Your Mom

    

26.  Uranus
27.  Seymour Butts
28.  Al Coholic
29.  Jack (“Jack, OFF!”)
30.  Husband
31.  Pitler (So your Pit Bull has a mustache that mildly resembles one of the worst dictators of all time? Nope, don’t even think about it.)
32.  Stawwwwlin
33.  Fire
34.  One Hit Wagger
35.  Jack the Ripper Russell Terrier
36.  Cleveland Steamer
37.  Santorum (And we’re not talking about the former U.S. senator either.)
38.  Rebecca Black
39.  Slattern
40.  Al Poochino
41.  Twerk (Acceptable name for Corgis, tho.)
42.  YOLO
43.  Fleek
44.  Bae
45.  Saruman
46.  Cruella de Vil (Possibly acceptable if you own a Dalmatian.)
47.  Michael Vick
48.  Richard III
49.  Regina George
50.  Christian Gray (“Mr. Gray likes leashes and biting.”)